College in two sentences or less.
I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.
I hope I can use that line one day
this why they killed him
JFK will forever be one of the best presidents this nation ever had.
when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house
Story of my life
WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
how was the roman empire cut in half
with a pair of ceasars
reasons to be a mermaid
- no periods
- no pants